Fish In The Water

At a stag party, a friend who used to assist a cosmetic surgeon started pointing out the scars on each actress, indicating how their skin had been pulled and plumped and sewn back together. Talk about killing a mood. I've never found porn erotic since then. It seems like just another episode of "Animal Planet."- Chuck

Your reason and your passion are the rudder.. and the sails of your seafaring soul. If either be broken, you can but toss and drift, or else be held at a standstill in mid-seas. For reason, ruling alone, is a force confining; and passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction." Gibran

This Mongolian Buffet is all raw and after you fill your bowl they cook it. How cool. View high resolution

This Mongolian Buffet is all raw and after you fill your bowl they cook it. How cool.

Drinks and bewitched marathon with my Loki. He didn’t want to drink alone what can I say. View high resolution

Drinks and bewitched marathon with my Loki. He didn’t want to drink alone what can I say.

My anthem still. Best. Song. Ever. If ya wanna say fuck you to everyone just sing this haha View high resolution

My anthem still. Best. Song. Ever. If ya wanna say fuck you to everyone just sing this haha

I try to make wearing a hairnet appear very 50’s instead of very lunch lady haha this requires a bit of dressing up. Lol View high resolution

I try to make wearing a hairnet appear very 50’s instead of very lunch lady haha this requires a bit of dressing up. Lol

#fiddlesticks #amazing #instrument #hurrayfortheriffraff #aladdintheater

#hurrayfortheriffraff #pdx #aladdintheater #lastminuteshow View high resolution

#hurrayfortheriffraff #pdx #aladdintheater #lastminuteshow

Because in Portland you can dress like Charlie Kelly and Tobias Funke at the same time and no one says shit. View high resolution

Because in Portland you can dress like Charlie Kelly and Tobias Funke at the same time and no one says shit.

Trying to rework my deck with this great bench. View high resolution

Trying to rework my deck with this great bench.

Found an awesome pink velvet box like the one I had as a kid and a gold box with a map on it. #rerunpdx and I got this lantern yesterday too! View high resolution

Found an awesome pink velvet box like the one I had as a kid and a gold box with a map on it. #rerunpdx and I got this lantern yesterday too!

Love my new shower curtain! View high resolution

Love my new shower curtain!

I gotta bring him in here, i don’t want him getting all wet and rainy. - Andrew about the tree I bought for the deck. #fishpillowsrule View high resolution

I gotta bring him in here, i don’t want him getting all wet and rainy. - Andrew about the tree I bought for the deck. #fishpillowsrule

My hair never fits in the car. #amywinehouseproblems View high resolution

My hair never fits in the car. #amywinehouseproblems

My moms cousin Jimmy passed away and she posted this pic. I’m really convinced my brother Paul might be an alien that has been the same age since the 70’s.. This guy looks exactly like him!! @hackiv View high resolution

My moms cousin Jimmy passed away and she posted this pic. I’m really convinced my brother Paul might be an alien that has been the same age since the 70’s.. This guy looks exactly like him!! @hackiv

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